The CHURCH APPRECIATES YOUR SUPPORT!
The Official Church of Greatness™ Collection Basket is passed around every Thursday at the White Eagle in Worcester, MA. Please donate everything you can to our mission!
NOTE, we are currently not accepting:
- Fake Money
- Soup
- Deviled Ham
- Middle Fingers
- Coffee Receipts
- Fake Money With a Fallen Brother Greatness on It
- Jello Shots (Used or Unused)
- Bread (when Mortar is present)
- Middle Fingers
- Swedish Fish
- Fake Money with Satan on It
- Empty Cans and Bottles
- Bricks
- Finger Condoms
- Middle Fingers w/ Finger Condoms
- Shirts with Brother Greatness photoshopped into the Church of Satan logo
- Dirt and/or Sand
- Bottles of Kool-Aid made from holy water
- Bottles of Lotion
- Babies
- Greasy Pizza Plates
- Middle Fingers